Retrokaiser
Once there was a man who wore pink Pajamas that liked browsing though eBay.  He did this because he liked buying big breasted anime toys without leaving his house.  He wasn't afraid of leaving his house or buying big breasted anime figures in public, no, he was just lazy.  

On a Thursday afternoon, around 3pm, He noticed a knocking at his door and there was a mysterious woman who had a huge package for him.  She said, "This package arrived at my house but it wasn't meant to be".  The man said, "Thank You! I was so worried that this was missing".

The Woman said, "No worries!".  The woman looks into his house and says, "I noticed you like collecting anime".  The man replied, "Thanks, would you like to see my collection".  The Woman said, "Sure!".

The Man in the Pink Pajamas was very happy, he has never had a Woman come to his house before and has fallen instantly in love with her.  The Man shows her his collection and says (without thinking about how odd it would sound to her by the way) "The Big Breasted ones are my favorite".  The Woman looks at him and smiles and says, "Me Too".

The Man hears sad trombones in his head and realizing that there's no way he is going to be married to her... For Obvious reasons.  In the end though, it didn't even matter as the two became best friends to the point of feeling like brother and sister and started a anime podcast.

Moral of the story is that just because you can't love someone because they have different sexual feelings to you does not mean that you can't love them.
EL KABONG!
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Tomcat X
Kaiser, you're insane, and I love it. 🙂
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